LESSON 1 - dont trust the bird

its EVIL!!!

for vocab use anki

bird is for egolifters

you dont want to be an egolifter

fr, even those ppl who say its for the habit-success feels way better than wasting your time doing nothin

okay this is my opinion and fact is that FOR ME it has never worked AND I LOVE CUTE ANIMATIONS GOD DAMNIT

LESSON 2 - babies dont pay to learn they learn by being ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please..PLEASE dont pay to learn a language. thats a FATAL MISTAKE

if something seems enticing but has pricing, look for an alternative it probably exists

i dont want to crush your expectations, but language learning takes time

thats why usually babies learn faster than grown ups

they have aaaaaall the time in the world to immerseve themselves, do what they want and be ANNOYING

i am also sorry to inform you that you will not be randomly assigned a language guardian

good news: you can choose them yourself!!!

LESSON 3 - BE THE BABY be hedonistic

since learning a language is a draaaaaaaaag you better enjoy the ride!!!

trying to engage with something that you find BORING and PAINFUL is a waste of time

it does not help you learn so DONT

it can be frustrating to find the right content, but if will pay off

explore and be curious

experiment, sometimes something does not seem enticing but can be very rewarding (Anki cough cough)

ressources

• Anki (you can use premade decks or make your own, for context ALWAYS LEARN WITH SENTENCES)
• YouTube and any other video platform (Netflix, Crunchyroll, Bilibili etc.) with sub IN TARGET LANGUAGE
• Language Reactor for desktop, Transy on the phone (firefox extension, while your at it, also get an addblocker you can thank me later), when you hover over the subtitle word it translates it
• AI- I use Gemini its free and you can do SOOOO MANY things there, also you can listen to the audio!!!

for chinese characters use the app Hanly, its honestly great and addictive

you can also check out my favorite content in other language on this page if youd like